Neko

what-mom:

*googles “how to apply for a boyfriend”*

(Source: what-mom, via zackisontumblr)

sorelatable:

It’s so frustrating when you’re like the only person who can see how evil and sneaky someone is and everyone else is like blind to it

(via pizza)

aqua-twin:

"Maybe you’re not [heterosexual/homosexual/some kind of allosexual], maybe you’re just [insert love interests name]-sexual"

NO, NO THERE IS AN ACTUAL LEGITIMATE NAME FOR THAT

THERE IS A NAME FOR ONLY BE SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO THOSE YOU HAVE A DEEP EMOTIONAL BOND WITH 

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(via color-your-skin)

schtickyfriend:

fartcup:

tip: When you’re at an airport, add “?.jpg” at the end of any URL to bypass the expensive WiFi and access the Internet for free.

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(Source: chickem, via pizza)

gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

(via shesgotcorpsesinhercloset)